It looks like you're all having a party and you didn't invite us. That wasn't very nice of you. So we're sending out invitations of our own. Party frocks and noisemakers required. Afterall, what good is a party, without the Awakened? This is going to be so much fun. We heard there's cake inside the obelisk. All of our friends have been bored to death lately. They're just dying to attend. They're coming from all over to liven things up. We'd tell them to bring their own brains...but what fun would that be?

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